Angelina Jolie is a body snatcher. She is a Pod Person. We all know it’s true.
How else do you explain all the adoptions?
How else do explain Brad Pitt becoming a pansy?
How do you explain Billy Bob becoming a semi-normal guy?
How else can you describe the fact she is a "Movie Star" when she has had no hit movies and don’t say "Gone in 60 seconds" because that was a Nick Cage movie.
She replaces people with duplicate pods. It’s the only answer.
Think about it. And think about the ramifications.
K Tuttle
7 comments:
dammit. touche. i totally agree. touche again.
tisk tisk k tut...how quickly you forget Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and her uncredited appearance in Meat Loaf: Bat Out of Hell II
Rusty you're exactly right, how could I forget those gems. There is also Cyborg 2. A real winner.
She did win an Academy Award for Girl Interupted. And Hackers fucking rocked!!!
She played a crazy lady in "Girl Interupted" That was not acting because she is a crazy pod person and therefore any award does not count.
I didn't think of it like that...she is crazy!
Haven't you seen Gia??? Anyway, Brad Pitt was already a pansy, she just brought it out and if being a POD person creates that much control over the hearts and lives of followers around the globe, then sign me up!
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