Taste

My girlfriend does not eat food with a lot of seasoning.

She cannot tell good wine from a bad one.

She cannot detect a difference between Pilsner and Ale.

She likes terrible television, like American Gladiators.

She loves American cheese. That stuff isn’t even cheese, it’s "cheese food". Cheez Whiz is the only other "cheese food" I know of

She is dating me

Clearly, my girlfriend has no taste.

Did you hear the Ba-Dump-Ching drum roll?

I know I did.

K Tuttle