Well Super Tuesday has passed us by and while we have a clearer picture of the Republican side (John McCain) the Democratic side is as blurry as ever (Obama, Clinton). It is time once again to mention the A.B.S. supported candidate, Godzilla.
We really think he deserves your consideration.
The economic impact of his campaign could single handedly bring back the fading construction industry. With the sub-prime mortgage crisis, new home sales have slowed and so has construction. The U.S and therefore the world economy has been carried the last decade by McMansions and jumbo loans.
Imagine Godzilla stomping into your town.
Think of all the houses built in the last 15 years. Think of the unsightly urban sprawl. All those eyesores could be gone in just a matter of hours with Godzilla 08 campaign.
It would be great. Most of the recent homes have used stick frame constriction. Godzilla's atomic breath would ignite America's interest in construction. And maybe, just maybe, the American people could build non-hideous houses.
OK I know it's not the 60's and Godzilla is not Kennedy. It's a lot to ask a 164 to 328 foot monster to chance the culture of a country, but if half a dozen Islamic fundamentalists could start us down an Orwellian path, why couldn't a 60,000-ton godzillasourus (the scientific name of Godzilla) turn this Nation the other way?
The NSA could not track all our phone calls because they would be tracking Godzilla.
It would be like the 50's all over again but without the racism and 3 Martini lunch.
Wait why don't we bring back the 3 Martini lunch?
K. Tuttle.
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